Well, so there I was, sitting around, and suddenly all of the NRPE clients on my boxes died.
Manage to track it down to Puppet:
Jan 17 21:32:45 puppet puppetd[5768]: Caching catalog at /var/lib/puppet/state/localconfig.yaml
Jan 17 21:32:45 puppet puppetd[5768]: Starting catalog run
Jan 17 21:32:45 puppet crontab[6312]: (root) LIST (root)
Jan 17 21:32:46 puppet puppetd[5768]: (//Node[puppet]/puppetmaster/File[/etc/apt/sources.list]) Filebucketed to main with sum %23%23%23+WARNING+THIS+FILE+IS+CONTROLLED+BY+PUPPET%0A%23%23%23%23+ANY+CHA
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Jan 17 21:32:46 puppet puppetd[5768]: (//Node[puppet]/puppetmaster/File[/etc/apt/sources.list]/source) replacing from source puppet:///files/sources.list with contents {md5}bbf106a50a57848b97e7b82d5c0
3dfe3
Jan 17 21:32:46 puppet puppetd[5768]: (//Node[puppet]/puppetmaster/File[/etc/apt/sources.list]) Scheduling refresh of Exec[/usr/bin/apt-get update]
Jan 17 21:32:46 puppet puppetd[5768]: (//Node[puppet]/puppetmaster/File[/etc/apt/sources.list]) Scheduling refresh of Exec[/usr/bin/apt-get update]
Jan 17 21:32:47 puppet puppetd[5768]: (//Node[puppet]/puppetmaster/File[/etc/bash.bashrc]/source) No specified sources exist
Jan 17 21:32:47 puppet puppetd[5768]: (//Node[puppet]/monitoring/File[/etc/nagios/nrpe.cfg]) Filebucketed to main with sum %23%23%23+WARNING+THIS+FILE+IS+CONTROLLED+BY+PUPPET%0A%23%23%23+ANY+CHANGES+M
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Jan 17 21:32:47 puppet puppetd[5768]: (//Node[puppet]/monitoring/File[/etc/nagios/nrpe.cfg]/source) replacing from source puppet:///files/nrpe.cfg with contents {md5}1a87ce50fb42e453636246f3e276fddb
Jan 17 21:32:47 puppet puppetd[5768]: (//Node[puppet]/monitoring/File[/etc/nagios/nrpe.cfg]) Scheduling refresh of Service[nagios-nrpe-server]
Jan 17 21:32:47 puppet puppetd[5768]: (//Node[puppet]/Git::Web::Export[puppet]/Exec[/usr/bin/git-update-server-info #/srv/git/puppet/.git]/returns) executed successfully
Jan 17 21:32:48 puppet puppetd[5768]: (//Node[puppet]/monitoring/Service[nagios-nrpe-server]) Triggering 'refresh' from 1 dependencies
Jan 17 21:32:48 puppet nrpe[20102]: Caught SIGTERM - shutting down...
Jan 17 21:32:48 puppet nrpe[20102]: Cannot remove pidfile '/var/run/nrpe.pid' - check your privileges.
Jan 17 21:32:48 puppet nrpe[20102]: Daemon shutdown
Jan 17 21:32:48 puppet nrpe[6336]: Starting up daemon
Jan 17 21:32:48 puppet nrpe[6336]: No variable value specified in config file '/etc/nagios/nrpe.cfg' - Line 1
Jan 17 21:32:48 puppet nrpe[6336]: Config file '/etc/nagios/nrpe.cfg' contained errors, bailing out...
Jan 17 21:32:48 puppet puppetd[5768]: (//Node[puppet]/puppetmaster/File[/etc/resolv.conf]/source) No specified sources exist
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Jan 17 21:32:50 puppet puppetd[5768]: (//Node[puppet]/puppetmaster/File[/etc/vim/vimrc]/source) replacing from source puppet:///files/vimrc.conf with contents {md5}d2ba56055fc65fd4515d48b50d00bdec
Jan 17 21:32:51 puppet puppetd[5768]: (//Node[puppet]/puppetmaster/File[/etc/screenrc]/source) No specified sources exist
Jan 17 21:32:51 puppet crontab[6353]: (root) LIST (root)
Jan 17 21:32:51 puppet puppetd[5768]: (//File[/var/lib/puppet/modules]/source) {:type=>"directory\n/README", :owner=>"file", :mode=>"/"}
Jan 17 21:32:51 puppet puppetd[5768]: (//File[/var/lib/puppet/modules]/source) Cannot use files of type directory /README as sources
Jan 17 21:32:51 puppet puppetd[5768]: (//File[/var/lib/puppet/modules/README]) Filebucketed to main with sum 493 directory 0 0 {md5}Thu Jan 17 13:59:15 +1300 2008
Jan 17 21:32:51 puppet puppetd[5768]: (//File[/var/lib/puppet/modules/README]/ensure) removed
Jan 17 21:32:54 puppet crontab[6356]: (root) LIST (root)
Jan 17 21:32:54 puppet puppetd[5768]: (//Node[puppet]/Git::Web::Export[asterisk]/Exec[/usr/bin/git-update-server-info #/srv/git/asterisk/.git]/returns) executed successfully
Jan 17 21:32:55 puppet puppetd[5768]: (//Node[puppet]/puppetmaster/File[/etc/apt/trusted.gpg]/source) No specified sources exist
Jan 17 21:32:55 puppet puppetd[5768]: (/Exec[/usr/bin/apt-get update]) Triggering 'refresh' from 2 dependencies
Jan 17 21:32:55 puppet puppetd[5768]: (/Exec[/usr/bin/apt-get update]) Failed to call refresh on Exec[/usr/bin/apt-get update]: /usr/bin/apt-get update returned 100 instead of 0 at /etc/puppet/manifes
ts/classes/systems.pp:107
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Jan 17 21:32:59 puppet puppetd[5768]: Finished catalog run in 13.71 seconds
So, here's the skinny: puppetd while talking to puppetmasterd (localhost) while puppetmasterd had been leaking memory for some hours managed to corrupt a fair proportion of file{} resources. On other nodes other files were corrupted, for example the /etc/pam.d stuff in my LDAP auth class. Pretty major. RAM usage of Puppetmasterd was at 275MB, not as high as I've seen it before, but still high.
Sent a slightly surly angry to Lak about paying for it to get fixed - here's hoping I don't have to resort to that.